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Car dealers do the strangest things to their vehicles. Just think how many cars are out there with terrible vinyl fabric roof and add-ons, manufacturers almost a generation later swore them completely. Manchester Subaru in Manchester, New Hampshire is not content to create some level of false-adhesive and ribbon-cutting in a top-dog 2011 Subaru WRX STI. Instead, the dealer has gone all the Massacre at rally-bred performance sedan. The result is a picnic basket of automotive woe.

 At least the “hold” left after all the chop-shopping remains a fleeting appearance of rigidity. The rest? Awful. There is an ill-fitting tonneau, chopped amounts of the doors and wing WTI huge mark still hangs off the trunk. The worst part? This price is supposedly poor Subaru $ 75,000.

 No joke. Sure, there’s an “exclusive” factor, but 75 great buys a huge amount of high-performance real-convertible, the kind that do not sing like a baked macaroni. The deal would have ordered five of these abominations, which probably five more that nobody wants